10/04/2009

Too bad I am only 5'2.

Wow, I am totally bummed. I am calling discrimination on this one. The fine print says, "must be a U.S. resident, 18-30 years of age and 5'8 inches in bare feet". I mean, not only do I not qualify in the age range but I am only 5'2 inches tall. In heels.

I was really looking forward to walking down a runway, on T.V. in front of millions of people in my underwear.

Maybe they will do a special episode for us old, short, chubby girls?
Here's to hoping :)!

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6 comments:

  1. Let me add to that...short, chubby and old.

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  2. If it pays enough, I will try out for the short chubby contest. Maybe I can wear a mask.

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  3. That would be completely awesome!

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  4. Well America's Next Top Model is currently doing a season where they only allowed girls who were 5'7" and under to join :) So maybe someday Vicki's Secret will jump on board too ;)

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  5. I actually had a student who was in the Victoria's Secret runway special about 3 years ago. I'm not judging her parents or anything *I am totally judging them* but I think I'd feel very uncomfortable having my 16 year old daughter strutting her stuff on the runway.

    At least she had standards. No thongs. But that was 3 years ago.

    She got to wear baby wings.

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  6. I think science and technology will have to come a long way before a bra could be developed that could hold things where they would need to be for me... even in the short, chubby, old girl show!!!!!!!!

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